Wednesday, 25 February 2015

Tartanised TV - The Evolution of Scottish Television

Written by Louise MacGregor

Scottish television isn’t something we often consider as a solo entity. Sure, we get TV shows set in Scotland, and we’re even got an openly Scottish Doctor Who, but often they come under the banner of broader British (and specifically BBC programming).

And there’s nothing wrong with that.

But Scottish TV from the fifties to the eighties reflected a massive, mercurial struggle between the tartanised version of Scotland that had been popularised to non-Scottish people, and attempts to depict Scotland as it really was - a sometimes flawed but ultimately fascinating look at a country that was evolving along with the rest of the UK.

So, first off, what do I mean by tartanised television?

Sunday, 22 February 2015

The Barfly Sessions

Genre: Music
Channel: Channel 4

Transmission: 23/08/2000 - 25/10/2000

Where the hell was British music heading in the year 2000?!

For anyone who had ever picked up a copy of NME it was a curious landscape.

Britpop had become a tired, cliched affair and finally snuffed it around 1998, but since then there had been little identity in British indie rock 'n' roll.

Instead, a myriad of up and coming bands were all scrambling round toilet venues trying to make sense of it all.

Following them were Channel 4 and The Barfly Sessions.

Saturday, 21 February 2015

Tales of the Rodent Sherlock Holmes

Genre: Children's
Channel: BBC1

Transmission: 03/03/1990 - 14/04/1990

Has anyone amazing ever taken on the role of Sherlock Holmes?

Let's just think about this for a second. Well, there's...

Benedict Cumberbatch, Peter Cushing, Jeremy Brett, Robert Downey Jnr, Basil Rathbone and Tom Baker to name but a handful.

However, there's one name amongst these actors which truly stands out as a superstar.

That's right, Roland Rat even tried his hand at the role in Tales of the Rodent Sherlock Holmes.

What's in Sherlock's Casebook?

Dr Watson (Kevin the Gerbil) keeps a nice diary of all his cases with Sherlock Holmes (Roland Rat), but it's not just packed with stories about hounds and studies in pink.

No, sir!

In fact, there's a whole range of cases which only get the briefest of mentions.

However, these adventures see our favourite Baker Street duo taking on such startling cases as chasing a dastardly canary trainers, investigating a mysterious, empty box and even trailing the fiendish Blue Carbuncle!

Popping up along the way to thwart Holmes and Watson are a selection of British TV treasures including Mollie Sugden, Barbara Windsor, Rodney Bewes and Christopher Ryan.

On the Trail of the Super Sleuth

Tales of the Rodent Sherlock Holmes was a seven episode BBC1 production which first aired as part of the Saturday Starts Here! early morning schedule in March 1990.

The series was written by long term Roland Rat collaborators Dominic MacDonald and Colin Bostock-Smith who had previously written for Roland and the Rat Race and Roland Rat: The Series.

Steve Haggard was the producer and said, at the time, that "Roland Rat is the latest in a long line of distinguished actors to pull on the cloak and deerstalker of the master detective, but he's probably the first to wear sunglasses".

The series was repeated once, later on in 1990, as part of the CBBC schedule, but has not been seen since. A brief clip of the series was shown in an episode of The Pig Attraction in 1993 as Roland's life story was laid bare.

Investigating the Great Detective

We could always remember Roland Rat playing a Sherlock Holmes role, but we were convinced it was just a sketch from one of his shows.

However, evidence began to point towards it being a fully fledged show of it's own, so we had to don our deerstalker and a do a little investigating.

Holding our magnifying glass terrifying close to our eye we soon discovered that, yes, it was a series in its own right. In fact, it was the second spoof series that Roland had embarked on after 1987s Ratman take on Batman.

It didn't take long to track down an episode on YouTube, so we got comfy and hit the play button.

First off, dear God, what an amazing set for Sherlock's Baker Street pad. It looks like a classic BBC costume drama set where plenty of effort and money has been involved.

Errol the Hamster's theatre office is also full of shabby character, but the rest of the sets are mostly made up of backstage areas, so it's difficult to give them any real identity.

The costumes, too, are rich affairs which give the show a really strong Victorian vibe and add to the authenticity.

All the usual gang feature in various roles e.g Errol the Hamster and Little Reggie, but it's a shame we didn't see any mention of D'Arcy De Farcey as we always liked his spangly suits.

We've only seen the one episode and Roland appears to be in good form with his usual barbs - our favourite in this is where he claims Keith Harris died years ago. Barbara Windsor turns up and does her Barbara Windsor thing amazingly well and you can't help but smile at her.

However, the actual story, about a canary trainer causing havoc at the local theatre just didn't engage us. It's got a nice Scooby Doo-esque twist, but there were no strong laughs or exciting action.

Perhaps a better idea would have been to spoof existing Sherlock Holmes adventures more closely. Working with such great source material means you've already got a gripping yarn on your hands. The humour can then come from mocking asides and sharp gags as the action moves the story on.

As it is, though, there's a horrible one-pace feel to proceedings and we were left waiting for it to end.

It turns out that Tales of the Rodent Sherlock Holmes was the final series of Roland's mainstream existance. The BBC had been trying to find him further vehicles since Roland Rat: The Series, but nothing had really landed in the public's consciousness.

He would later pop up on Channel 5 in 1997 in LA Rat, but since then it's been nothing but guest appearances.

Still, he had a great run at the top and he's still capable of spellbinding TV as he showed when he destroyed Adrian Chiles in 2010.

We'd watch more to see if this episode was just a bum note, but we have the feeling that perhaps it was the right time to close the book on Roland's glittering career.

Tuesday, 17 February 2015

Our 10 Most Popular Blogs (and How We Wrote Them)

Curious British Telly has been blogging about the mysteries of British television for just over 2 years now and we've covered a fair few shows in that time.

Which shows, though, have proved most popular in quenching your thirst for knowledge?

And why exactly have you been unable to resist reading them?

We took a look over our viewing stats to examine the 10 most viewed articles!

1. Running Scared

BBC1's children's show Running Scared from 1986 takes the number one position and just happens to be one of our favourites.

The tale of a schoolgirl taking on local villains captured the imagination of many schoolchildren in the 1980s who still hold memories of the show close to their chest.

There was very little online about the show, so we decided to really go to town with our article.

We scored a real exclusive with this article by getting in touch with Bernard Ashley - who wrote the book the series was based on - for an interview. He was incredibly helpful and also provided several photos from the series wrap up party.

This gave many fans a chance to understand a bit more about the show as opposed to just hearing "THAT SHOW WAS AWESOME!" repeated ad nauseum online.

2. Heil Honey I'm Home

The infamous Hitler based sitcom ruffled many feathers on it's release in 1990, so it's not a surprise that this article proved engaging with readers.

Despite a furore surrounding the show - one which remains vibrant to this day - there had been very little investigation into the show.

We wanted to go a little deeper and see what lay beneath all the controversy, so we went straight to the source and interviewed Geoff Atkinson to hear his side of the story.

He defended his show very admirably and cast new light on the circumstances behind the show.

This intrigued our readers and the viewing figures soon racked up.

3. Bits

Bits was a short lived computer games programme hosted by three feisty and opinionated young ladies as part of the legendary 4Later schedule.

There wasn't too much information online about the show, so we thought we could score a nice exclusive here and we threw an article up.

Curious British Telly barely had any viewers at this point, so we forgot about the article and moved on. In fact, our lack of popularity with anyone at this point meant we were considering giving up on the blog.

But then one of the presenters of Bits - Aleks Krotoski - retweeted about it.

Our Twitter then went INSANE for a couple of hours as dozens of her followers favourited and retweeted the article.

Since then it's maintained a steady source of traffic as people look to reacquaint themselves with the show.

Thanks, Aleks!

4. The Tripods

Despite being relatively well known and covered, we couldn't help but do a piece on one of our favourite flawed sci-fi shows.

We wrote a fairly lengthy piece - all our early blogs were a bit word heavy - with all our opinions, but didn't really add anything new to the show's online legacy.

We had to try and find something unique. Something people hadn't seen before.

Luckily, we managed to get hold of a 1985 interview with Jim Baker about the series from obscure sci-fi magazine Fantasy Image.

We scanned this and slung it up on the blog and it's proved interesting to many fans since. Even Jim Baker himself!

5. Scragtag and his Tea Time Telly

Ah Scragtag!

We first discovered him whilst flicking through an old issue of the Radio Times. His rough and ready look was very appealing, but was he as amazing as we imagined?

There was absolutely no footage online of Scragtag. Not even a snippet.

We had to find out more about this mysterious moggie, so accepted our own challenge of providing an overview of Scragtag.

We headed to the BFI Archive to watch a few of his shows and found that our early assumptions were correct - his personality was amazing.

Despite this great character, we felt his shows sometimes steered towards tedium although a few sections were pretty cool.

He should have been a bigger star, but his fantastic persona engaged many fans during the 80s and they rushed to our article to rediscover Scragtag.

6. Chock-a-Block

The insanely catchy and synth heavy theme tune of Chock-a-Block burrowed its way the minds of a whole generation of kids in the 1980s and has refused to budge ever since.

We were one of those kids, so revisiting the show to see if it measured up to our memories was something we had to do.

It's these types of shows we most love going back to. You know, there's a personal attachment, something we can relate to and recall fond memories about.

Chock-a-Block wasn't quite the tearful reunion we were expecting though.

The content tends to drag at times and this left us yawning and looking anxiously at our watch. However, it's a colourful show and the presenters are cheerful, bouncy types, so it still retains an endearing quality.

And, once again, that theme tune! WOW!

Anyway, to give our article a bit more value we tracked down Carol Leader for a quick interview; you've been gorging on her answers ever since!

7. Pie in the Sky

Another delight served up from our early childhood, Pie in the Sky was a mixture of storytelling, songs, pastry and aliens!

It's a show we had never forgotten, but strangely there was little comment online about the show bar a few brief snippets.

This was a great chance for us to revisit our youth, but also provide some unique musings to the information hungry masses online.

Several episodes are up on YouTube, so carrying out research was a cinch (and free!).

The pieman and the piewife are a fantastic duo (they're married in real life too), so the chemistry between them is genuine and imbues the show with a cheery, family atmosphere.

Plenty of you have come to read about the show since, so we weren't the only ones the show engaged!

8. A Sharp Intake of Breath

We'll be honest, here, A Sharp Intake of Breath was a difficult show to review.

First off, the real interest lies in the rumour that David Jason has previously blocked any attempts to have it released or repeated.

It's curious little side notes like this that get us excited and asking questions, so we had to take a detailed look at the show.

Luckily, a few episodes are out in the murky black market world of archive television, so we got hold of a few episodes.

We were very disappointed with the episodes we watched. Despite the show racking up four series, we could find no laughs and the plots were depressingly formulaic.

However, the cult around the show and it's 'blocked' existence means that it maintains a buzz of interest online.

9.  Lucky Feller

Well ring a ding ding! If it isn't another David Jason vehicle in our top 10!

This time it's the proto Only Fools and Horses series Lucky Feller featuring two brothers and a stupid little car.

It's a decent, if unremarkable, entry into the 70s farce sitcom genre and another programme claimed to be being held back by David Jason.

However, since our blog aired, the series has received a full release on DVD.

We don't want to say that our blog was responsible for this, but it probably was.

10. The Mad Death

Rabies in Britain?! It's the last thing we need! 

The Mad Death is not quite horror and not quite post apocalyptic terror fest, but it certainly makes for some intense, and often grim, viewing.

Some dark, depressing scenes really struck a chord with the viewing public, and also our readers, as it's currently our 10th most viewed article.

What Makes for a Good Article?

We don't see ourselves as master writers and, sometimes, the lack of real depth in our writing does trouble us. However, we've certainly learned a few things about writing articles people really want to read.

Well, it seems that exclusive material is the key to popular articles and this sits nicely with the oft used phrase by online marketers of "CONTENT IS KING".

This exclusive material can sometimes be in the form of an interview which reveals fresh insights, but sometimes it may just be the first article online to go into any depth.

By providing this unique content we're able to mark ourselves out as an authority on tiny, specialised niches and hopefully impress people enough to come back.

Monday, 16 February 2015

Why Quatermass and the Pit Still Matters

Written by Louise MacGregor

There isn’t a British sci-fi series alive that doesn’t owe some debt to Nigel Kneale.

And I’m not just saying that because I needed a good first sentence - go ask Mark Gatiss, any writer for the original Doctor Who series or noted critics like Kim Newman if you don’t believe me.

In an almost unanimous move, British television has taken Kneale’s Quatermass series as the gold standard for what can be achieved in sci-fi tv shows.

But the question is, why?

What has kept an obscure, high-concept sci-fi show from the fifties afloat well over half a century after it was broadcast?

Quatermass – An Unlikely Hero

The first and possibly most important factor in the three-part Quatermass serial (The Quatermass Experiment, Quatermass II, and Quatermass and the Pit) broadcast between 1958 and 1959 Is Quatermass himself.

That instantly memorable name lodged itself permanently in the memories of thousands of science fiction fans, directors, and writers alike, because Quatermass was something a bit different.

He wasn’t a buffed-up action hero who you’d be more likely to find wielding a big gun than you would a firm grounding in rocket science, nor was he a disarmingly charming take on the scientific Casanova.

Quatermass is the hinge point of the Quatermass universe; everyone around him is losing their heads while he keeps his. He’s a moment of silence around which the wall-to-wall ideas of the series could rotate.

He’s the first recognisably science-fiction hero, a leading man who didn’t have anything to prove to anyone and did what he did because it was good or because it was interesting.

Portrayed by no less than seven actors since his inception in the fifties, Andre Morell’s iconic performance in Quatermass and the Pit remains the ultimate interpretation of his character (and I’ll take to the mat anyone who says otherwise).

The Multi-Genre Universe of Quatermass

But once you take a step back from the character himself, there’s a lot more going in this series than just science fiction.

For some reason that’s beyond me (as someone who thinks Doctor Who might well run through my veins), science fiction is often seen as a niche subject, something than directors and writers have to fight to make interesting or populist.

Almost seamlessly, Quatermass worked in elements of detective shows, horror, speculative fiction, biblical terror and body horror into what amounted to a strikingly interesting science fiction framing device.

Here was proof, undeniable proof, that aliens and beings from another world weren’t just little green men being tussled with by shrieking women and sturdy men.

They could absorb and examine other genres with ease, permanently opening up the science fiction genre in ways that Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica et al should be eternally grateful for.

To suggest that the Quatermass serial was niche because of its sci-fi credentials is to assume that the people you’re showing it to hate all television ever made.

Quatermass and his exploits represent a TV-license justifying pinnacle of the BBC’s sci-fi output. Genre-bending, ground-breaking, and impeccably produced, just don’t argue this with me after I’ve had a few drinks. Because I can’t be held responsible for my actions.

Read more about the thoughts inside Louise's head over at The Three Penny Guignol

Friday, 13 February 2015

Rockliffe's Babies

Genre: Drama
Channel: BBC1

Transmission: 1987 - 1988

Who hasn't found starting a new job a tough ordeal?

Having to learn new procedures, enraging people with your lack of experience and working out who the best person is to lend you 20p for the coffee machine - it's one hell of a slog!

Just imagine the chaos that would ensue if you had a workplace rammed full of new recruits. All careless and wet behind the ears.

We feel nothing, but deep, deep sympathy for any one put in a position to mould such a ramshackle bunch into a well oiled machine.

You only have to take a quick look at Rockliffe's Babies.

Bobbies on the Beat

Sgt. Alan Rockliffe (Ian Hogg) is not a happy man. There's nothing he likes more than banging up the bad guys, but he's currently got a thorn in his side.

The literal form of this thorn is a set of new PC's straight out of Hendon Police College.

And, well, to put it politely, they're letting the bad guys slip through their careless hands.

Rockliffe's Babies sees Rockliffe trying to take control of his fledgling officers as they run amok through the streets of North West London.

Nothing will stand in the way of their buffoonery and a predisposition for love, hunger and cockiness are all causing Rockliffe's blood pressure to shoot through the roof.

Police Procedures

Two eight-episode series of Rockliffe's Babies aired between 1987 - 1988 on BBC1. The series went out in the 9.30pm slot on BBC1 and episodes were 50 minutes long.

The series was devised and written by Richard Keefe who had previously tackled the law genre with Crown Court a few years before.

Leonard Lewis was on producer duties and had previously worked on shows such as When the Boat Comes In, Second Verdict and The Good Companions.

The gritty and deprived council estates which featured heavily were mostly located in the Kensal Rise area of North West London.

Rockliffe's Babies received a couple of repeats up until 1990, but that was the last time it was seen on terrestrial TV. The series later received repeats on UK Gold.

A spin off series, Rockliffe's Folly, aired in late 1988 and saw Rockliffe relocating to the more pastoral surroundings of Wessex, but lasted only 7 episodes and was never repeated.

Anything You Do Say Will Be Given in Evidence

We read about Rockliffe's Babies somewhere online and the basic premise was enough to get us interested.

As luck would have it, the Archival TV gods were looking down on us and delivered two episodes via the power of YouTube.

The series starts off with a lone Police car racing across London's iconic Westway and immediately you're plunged into the heart of a frenetic, uncertain city where pockets of crime are just waiting to bubble up and engulf society.

Just as you're recovering from this delicious scene setter you're knocked for six by the amazing theme tune written by Joe Campbell and Paul Hart.

Featuring a guttural child's choir, the tune is an ode - almost nursery rhyme like - to life on London's deprived council estates. And then they go and stick some wonderfully 80s saxophone over it. It's an enthralling mix of sounds that we can only describe as gutterurchin funk punk lounge poetry.

Devastatingly fantastic intro aside, what's the actual show like?

Well, it's the 1980s, it's London and at the very nub of the show are the police.

What's that? Oh yes, it's The Bill calling!

Rockliffe's Babies is very much in thrall to The Bill and we can't argue that the atmosphere of the show differs greatly.

Unfortunately, Rockliffe's Babies doesn't contain the high calibre of characters that The Bill did.

There's no Burnside, no Tosh, no Roy. Not even a Reg!

However, it wouldn't be fair to label the characters in Rockliffe's Babies as terrible. Well, you know, they're a mixed bag.

Rockliffe comes closest to legendary status and it's no surprise that his cantankerous rages and old school methods spawned a spin off series. In fact, he's like a proto Gene Hunt, quite happy to give a slap and turn a blind eye. Frustratingly, and quite inexplicably, Rockliffe features for just 30 seconds in the opening episode, but even then he takes the show by the scruff of its neck in an instant.

Gerry O'Dowd (Joe McGann) is the ladies man of the station with a dazzling charm he can flick on in an instant. However, he also displays an innocence and naivety that frequently pulls the rug from under his feet. He's the quintessential Joe McGann character, so what more can we say? Well, he's not quite Charlie Burrows in The Upper Hand, but immensely likeable all the same.

Steve Hood (Brett Fancy) is the local kid who knows the gritty streets like the back of his hand. We were really interested in his mysterious background which is shrouded in thinly veiled racism and a dubious association with the National Front. He's not one to play by the rules and has an undercurrent of menace bubbling beneath his wide boy exterior.

The rest of the cast, though, are a frustrating bunch. They feel like unfinished sketches of characters and the cast struggle to really make these characters sing. It's difficult, too, when all the characters contain one fatal flaw - they're useless and completely inept!

We're always willing to suspend our disbelief, but seriously, come on! How long would a police team like this last? They're ABSOLUTELY USELESS!

It's all well and good in a comedy like Operation Good Guys, but in a drama? Nah! We're not having it! 

Their inability to stay level headed and not bugger things up actually frustrated us so much that we ended up cheering the bad guys on!

That's not to say that the show doesn't have a certain charm and the actual plots are quite entertaining, but everything always feels inferior to what was going on in Sun Hill over on ITV.

Perhaps the show should have marked itself out by concentrating on Rockliffe, O'Dowd and Hood. There's excellent dynamics to pit against one another and, by concentrating on a smaller, more intense group, would have reduced comparisons to what was going on at Sun Hill over on ITV.

We'd certainly like to see more episodes as anything London based in the 80s with a hint of grime always ticks our boxes, but for now, our go-to police option will be The Bill.

We will, however, be setting Rockliffe's Babies theme tune as our ringtone!


Out with the Bath Water by Chris Hughes

A bitter row has erupted at the BBC in wake of the decision by drama chiefs to axe the popular cop series Rockliffe's Babies and put the hero Sergeant Rockliffe out to grass in leafy Dorset.

Corporation bosses decided to let the current series, which recently pipped 10 million viewers, run its course. But the jobs of all the main actors with the exception of lead performer Ian Hogg, look certain to go afterwards.

A Rockliffe source told The Stage and Television Today; "It's ridiculous that they should change the format to a rural Dixon of Dock Green and lose the fire and bite of London life. I don't know why it is, especially since the ratings were doing so well. Are they afraid of the forthcoming violence guidelines?".

Ex producer of the show Leonard Lewis refused to confirm that the revamp is under way but a BBC spokesman said that the new series will involve certain changes. He said; "It's early days, but we believe it will be a spin off police series. There will be quite a few changes.".

Source: The Stage and Television Today, No. 5575, 18/02/1988, pg 21

Wednesday, 11 February 2015

Ancestral Voices

Genre: Education / Music
Channel: BBC2

Transmission: 17/05/1976 - 14/06/1976

Believe it or not, but there was actually a time when Curious British Telly's life wasn't consumed entirely by archive television.

It was merely a passion which would briefly manifest itself when we watched old episodes of Dr Who and tried to remember that children's tv show about the artistic dog.

You see, our obsession before this glorious folly was... MUSIC!

We'd attend gigs regularly, bought NME every single week for 9 years and even started a few fan sites on Geocities.

The passion for us, fuelled by our teenage desire to be hip and cool, gradually faded, but for the people involved in Ancestral Voices music was a way of life.

Melodies from the Past

With an amazing title that sounds like the greatest Led Zeppelin album never recorded, Ancestral Voices was the BBC's attempt to educate the masses about the history of music.

Sure, everyone loved music, but did they know anything about its origins prior to Dylan going electric?

The answer was "probably not".

Therefore, it was time for David Munrow - master of the bassoon and even more curious sounding instruments - to step forward and explore the history of sounds, rhythms and singalongs.

The series saw Munrow detailing the evolution of instruments such as horns, flutes and hunting bows (the godfathers of stringed instruments) as well as the ancient myths and practices surrounding them.

Munrow was flanked by a myriad of musicians who were on hand to demonstrate the mysterious sounds of these ancient instruments. A willing audience were also present to chant/sing in the most peculiar tongues.

The Story behind the Music

Ancestral Voices was borne from director Paul Kriwaczek's love of ancient civilisations and desire to create educational programmes.

Kriwaczek was backed by well loved producer Victor Poole who amassed a varied career working with the likes of Fanny Cradock, Anthony Burgess and Jane Glover.

Five episodes were transmitted in Spring 1976 on BBC2 on Monday evenings. The series was later repeated on BBC1 in Autumn 1976. Further repeats of the series came in 1978 (BBC2) and 1980 (BBC1).

Opening Our Ears to Ancient Sounds

We were browsing through the BBC's fantastic Genome project when we stumbled across Ancestral Voices.

Now, we love all things retro, but here was a completely different league of retro, they were going waaaaaay back.

This we had to investigate!

Online searches revealed not even a clip, but our dear old friends at the BFI were only too happy to furnish us with an episode.

The main aspect of the show which grabs you is David Munrow's passion. He's absolutely obsessed with the history of music and, at times, he works himself into an enthused rapture as he preaches passionately about the evolution of music.

And, yes, we loved seeing and hearing these ancient instruments. In fact, it gave us a great perspective on just how Royal Blood have come to be smashing their instruments wildly on stage and creating such a beautiful racket.


The show is just too specialised for the average Joe!

We love a bit of educational telly, but this went in to far too much depth!

It surprised us, actually, that this went out in an early evening slot as the whole show feels much more like an Open University programme.

The show appears - although we only watched one episode - to be entirely studio bound and this contributes to a repetitive format where the camera just shifts from one corner of the studio to another. Some location filming could have easily broken this up.

For the first time in our history of visiting the BFI, we actually had to fast forward through the tape as it was boring us.

The show's dated terribly too. The fashions and haircuts are just so 70s that it hurts. Just how huge can a shirt collar be for Christ's sake?!

And then there's the musicians.

Imagine some German campers with the cheesiest grins you can imagine and you're not even close to the shivers we experienced down our spine as we watched them bob their heads sinisterly to the ancient rhythms.

And when the audience linked arms and began to sing a drinking song against the lilting sounds of a lyre and flute, our heads were in our hands.

We don't think we could stomach another episode of this.

The intentions are first class, but it's such a niche area that only a tiny audience would get enjoyment from Ancestral Voices.

The Tragedy of David Munrow

We may have found it a cringey, borefest at times, but David Munrow' passion was evident throughout and was impossible not to admire.

Sadly, before the programme even aired he had committed suicide. This tragic event has been contributed to depression and followed a suicide attempt in the previous year.

Despite working with his passion on a daily business it was no match for the debilitating effects of mental illness.

It's a stern reminder of the fragility of our mental health and how, at our lowest points, even our greatest loves can't save us.

Monday, 9 February 2015

5 Lost BBC Episodes We Want to See!

Written by Louise MacGregor

Sometimes we misplace things.

Sometimes those things don’t matter a tremendous amount, sometimes someone leaves your front door open a crack and launches a frantic four-hour hunt to locate your pet cat.

And sometimes the BBC loses episodes.

I’m sure I’m not the only one tantalised by the thought of actually seeing some of the legendary TV shows that lost out on an episode or more thanks to some forgetful fudge down in the BBC archives department.

But which episodes would we most like to see come out of retirement?

1. The World of Wodehouse - Entire Series

A follow-up to The World of Wooster, The World of Wodehouse returned to Blandings castle for another bash at the curiously useless brand of upper-class toffs and fools that Wodehouse articulated so brilliantly.

Sure, we did get Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie taking on the iconic Jeeves and Wooster duo a few years later, but that doesn’t make up for the fact that there are somewhere in the realm of thirteen episodes of Wodehouse adventures that we’ll never get a chance to eat scones over.


2. Doomwatch - Spectre at the Feast

If The X-Files had been produced a quarter of a century earlier, featured an even more apocalyptically awful basis for every episode, and had been so thoroughly steeped in Britishness that tea was squelching out of the bottom of it’s shoes, it would have been Doomwatch.

The freak-of-the-week spectacular boasts only one complete series out of three still available, with scattered episodes from series one and three lost to the alms of time.

Not much is known about them, but this title alone makes it the one I would watch if I could only save one episode (which is, as we’ll all agree, the ultimate Sophie’s choice).

3. A for Andromeda - The Last Mystery


Now, I’m one of those people who likes to hear the end of the story.

So if I had to pick one episode of this iconic sci-fi series to see, it would be the final one.

Only one episode, donated to the BBC by a private collector, exists in full, with six others lost apparently forever.

And while I would much prefer to watch the densely plotted science fiction kick into high gear over the course of seven slow-burning episodes, there’s no way I could survive without knowing how this thing ended.

Bonus points: a chance to see a young Julie Christie attempting to subversively act more than the director wanted her to.

4. Sherlock Holmes (1951) - A Scandal in Bohemia


The very first Sherlock Holmes television adaptation to make it to the small screen, the live-broadcast 1951 version is another of those series whose existence is all but forgotten thanks to wiped tapes.

Starring the brilliant Alan Wheatley (he of The Pickwick Papers and Brighton Rock fame) as Holmes, I think I’d probably pick one of Conan Doyle’s best-known stories, just to get a look at how they adapted it against the constraints of live TV.

5. Doctor Who - The Abominable Snowmen


You didn’t think you were getting through this list without at least one reference to Doctor Who, did you?

Now, I have very special reason to want to see this particular serial, most of which was junked - because it terrified the daylights out of my father when he was a child (and, in a bizarre twist of fate, he came face-to-face with a Snowman years later at a tiny science-fiction and horror prop exhibition, an experience which no doubt shortened his life more than the cigarettes).

If I could leap into a burning building and save all the 97 lost Doctor Who episodes, I would, but this one is just too tempting to ignore.

More of Louise's startling insights can be found at The Three Penny Guignol

Saturday, 7 February 2015

Duggan - The Greatest Doctor Who Companion That Never Was!

"Duggan, why is that everytime I start to talk to someone you knock him unconscious?" - The Fourth Doctor

Yes, it's time to talk about Duggan, one of the most entertaining and exciting characters to ever set foot within the crowded universe that is Doctor Who.

Played by Tom Chadbon, Duggan only ever made one solitary appearance in Doctor Who, but, sweet Jesus, didn't he make one hell of a rambunctious impact! His case was helped, of course, by this lone encounter with the Doctor coming in The City of Death which is regularly voted as one of the finest Who stories transmitted.

When we first watched The City of Death - nearly 25 years ago now - we anxiously sat on the edge of our seat willing with all our might that Duggan would join the Doctor and Romana for further adventures in the Tardis. We've experienced many thrills in our long love affair with Doctor Who, but never had we before (or since) found ourselves pinned down in astonishment at the rapid creation of such a fan favourite. Sadly, our dreams were dashed and Duggan was limited to just the one serial.

However, you can't forget Duggan once you've encountered him, so we decided it was high time we celebrated the man, the myth, the legend!

Who Was the Man behind Duggan?

With a voice as smooth and textured as the finest cognac, Tom Chadbon has been regularly popping up on our screens since the late 1960s.

A fantastic character actor, he's made his mark on the acting world with a number of guest roles in shows such as Casualty, The Bill, Midsomer Murders and Blake's 7 to name but a handful. We're always delighted to see him pop up and have covered a couple of his lesser known shows on the blog - The Stone Tape and The Changes

His appearances haven't just been limited to that tiny screen in the corner of your front room either. Chadbon has maintained a presence on the silver screen and film roles have included Juggernaut, Tess and more recently the 2006 version of Casino Royale. He continues to act - most recently in Casualty and Father Brown - and his silky, rich voice means voiceover work is never short.

If you need further proof that Chadbon is an utter gent, just take a look at our Twitter followers. We're incredibly proud to have @TomChadbon on there.

Duggan Gets to Work on the Mean Streets of Paris

What's all the fuss about then? Well, let's start by taking a look at Duggan's role in The City of Death.

We first encounter Duggan in the Louvre where he's trailing Countess Scarlioni. It's all part of his investigation into Count Scarlioni's uncanny knack of discovering and selling priceless works of art. Duggan mistakenly identifies the Doctor and Romana as being in on the act, so begins following them in pursuit of answers.

After jabbing a gun in the Doctor's back and interrogating him and Romana, Duggan reluctantly decides that they're on his side. What, though, can Duggan bring to the table when two superminds are already on the case?

His fists. That's what.

The Flying Fists of Duggan

"That's your philosophy, isn't it? If it moves, hit it!" - The Fourth Doctor

Duggan may not be the sharpest spoon in the cutlery draw, but he's a got a mean punch on him. At the slightest hint of danger he displays his admirable courage by readying himself for a fight, be it raising an antique chair above his head or just putting his dukes up.

Does Duggan care that Count Scarlioni/Scaroth has the capability to obliterate Paris at the flick of a switch? No and he displays this blasé attitude by knocking him out. Twice. In fact, Duggan's second ruthless blow to Scaroth's chin is described by the Doctor as "Possibly the most important punch in history".

In a brief scene with Romana, Duggan tells her how his heavy handed approach may not be everyone's cup of tea, but it gets results. And he's not changing for anyone. This is all as he smashes a wine bottle open and pours them a drink.

What a bloody minded and magnificent man!

Why Did Duggan Captivate Us So?

We first watched The City of Death one sunny day in 1992 and we were transfixed from the very first second. Not only did it have one of the finest Who scripts ever by Douglas Adams, but it contained the freewheeling Duggan in his flowing mac - a mac that Tom Chadbon insisted on to help build Duggan's character.

Now, we mentioned earlier that the Doctor and Romana were super brains. Duggan, not so much. In fact, Count Scarlioni dismisses Duggan early on as posing no threat when he quips "He's too stupid to bother us seriously".

Sorry, Count Scarlioni, but it looks like you've completely underestimated Duggan's potential.

His brute force - he knocks down a 500 year old wall for god's sake - is the perfect foil to the numerous superior intellects on hand.

Sometimes it's not enough to be able to calculate a complex plan to save/destroy the universe. Every now and then you also have to be willing to deliver an ironclad punch up the bracket. It was this rough and ready attitude that we couldn't get enough of.

Duggan also fulfilled the role of being the translator for the viewers. Romana was far too intelligent to convincingly play the feed role to the Doctor's explanations, but Duggan - previously only dealing with divorce cases - is perfectly poised to ask what the hell is going on.

And that's why we were sad to see the Doctor and Romana running across the Champ de Mars as they waved goodbye to Duggan.


Just imagine the dynamics!

A Missed Opportunity

You only have to explore the myriad of Doctor Who online forums to see just how well loved Duggan was. He's frequently referenced as one of the show's best supporting characters and many, many Whovians mourn the fact that he only appeared in one serial

And, don't forget, the show's been running for over 50 years now.

That's quite the accolade.

We'll be the first to admit that perhaps his character is a little cartoony at times, but there was still potential for him to have a decent run in the series. Akin to that of Harry Sullivan's tenure.

Just imagine Duggan hitting the creature in The Creature from the Pit!

And, oh dear Lord, Duggan teaching Adric how to deliver a right hook!

It's too amazing for words!

In a way, though, perhaps Duggan is best as a magical one off where the show was at it's creative best. We may not have had long together, Duggan, but we'll always have Paris.

***Exciting Addendum***

Shortly after publishing this article, we tweeted Tom Chadbon about it and he gave us this fantastic response:

Wednesday, 4 February 2015

5 Children's Shows That Have to Be Released on DVD - NOW!

Watching amazing children's TV shows on YouTube and at the BFI Archive is all very well and good, but it's not enough.

We want them on our shelves. In glossy cases. Digitally restored.

And just imagine all those extensive DVD extras that could be bunged on there! We're salivating at the thought of it all.

Here's the five children's shows that we would kill (or at least give a nasty Chinese burn) to see released.

1. Knightmare


Ever since the late 90s the internet has been flooded with requests to get this legendary show released. Back then, of course, there was no such luck, so we had to settle for terrible, 8th generation VHS copies with slurred speech and static filled pictures.

Matters improved when Challenge TV started showing the series, but it's not enough. We want a huge 12 disc set spanning the entire series with numerous extras - how about a set of Pickle outtakes titled 'Pickle's Palavers'? No? Ok...

Why hasn't it been released though? It's got such a rich tapestry and is beloved, no, scrap that, it's adored by a huge audience. Radio Times readers recently voted it the greatest children's show ever, so surely a release can only be a matter of time?

2. Running Scared


Running Scared is a phenomenal show and brought a gritty and relentless edge to children's TV  back in 1986. Beginning with the fantastic Kate Bush theme tune, the series tackled the murky London underworld, religious differences and, at it's core, the worth of family and friendship.

Despite limited repeats it's still well regarded by everyone who watched it. And if the DVD companies need any more convincing we'll let you into a little secret: It's the highest viewed article on our blog by some margin.

3. Earthfasts


Earthfasts generated some intense synaptic impulses within the recesses of our brain in 1994 and these memories refused to budge. It was this persistent burrowing into our consciousness that led us to revisiting it a couple of years ago.

And, you know what, we appreciated it even more the second time around.

For a children's show it looked at some complex and deep themes. There's a strong sense of loss and mourning throughout which creates an unsettling, almost suffocating, atmosphere. However, it's this atmosphere which defines the show and leaves you gasping for more.

A creepy, almost adult show which deserves to be as well remembered as classics like The Children of the Stones.

4. Sebastian the Incredible Drawing Dog


What more could you want than a young Michael Barrymore (years before any tabloid scandals) mucking about with a cultured, painting dog?

Ok, so, this one's probably mostly for our benefit, but it's an amazing curio of British TV. Barrymore and Sebastian form a great double act with Sebastian forever shaking his head at Barrymore's tomfoolery. It was a show we fondly remembered from our childhood and the one that kick started this very blog.

We'd buy a copy, maybe two.

5. Galloping Galaxies


Out of all the shows we've reviewed, Galloping Galaxies, is easily the one we most want released. It's a hilarious interstellar comedy with some of the sharpest scripts we've seen pre 5pm and decent performances to boost. The theme tune (always important) is also an absolute belter.

Written by the legendary Bob Block it even tempted Kenneth Williams into his final role where he voiced the robot SID. We've only seen two episodes, but they were packed full of brilliance and it's a travesty that the show isn't nestling in DVD shops across the country.

The one episode which is available on YouTube is absolutely terrible quality, so a DVD release is the only answer!

Tuesday, 3 February 2015

The Amazing Maurice Colbourne - What a Guy!

There were no frills to his menace, no cartoonish violence, just gritty determined power.

Here was a man who lit up the screen and captivated your attention every time he confidently strode in front of the camera.

Damn it! Michael Colbourne was fantastic!

The Beginnings of a Young Colbourne

Born in Sheffield, Yorkshire just as World War II broke out in September, 1939, Maurice Colbourne found himself going by the unassuming name of Roger Middleton.

His career prior to acting was almost as varied as his acting roles. After finishing his education he began an apprenticeship as a stonemason, but soon changed his mind as his heart ached for a life at sea.

Legend has it, though, that after heading to Liverpool he was discouraged from a seafaring trade after a bus conductor pointed out a group of unemployed seaman.

Determined to fill his back pocket with some cash, Middleton headed across Lancashire to the bright lights of Manchester. It was here that he found employment as a fairground roustabout and furniture removal man, but neither satisfied his desire to make something of himself. With nothing to lose he headed to London with ambitions of becoming a writer. However, as with most writers, he struggled and found that being a waiter was the only way to make ends meet.

A Chance Encounter Leads to Colbourne Seizing The Day

After meeting the film star Tom Courtenay in the early 1960s, Middleton suddenly found the inspiration he had been seeking. He was going to become an actor.

Much like the characters he would later portray on screen, Middleton was fuelled by a gritty determination. Despite initially being turned down for a scholarship at London's Central School of Speech and Drama, he persisted and eventually gained a place.

It was after graduating that Roger Middleton took the stage name of Maurice Colbourne. With a measured dose of macabre irony, the name had previously belonged to a now deceased Shakesperian actor with whom Middleton shared the same birthday - 24th September.

Treading the Boards and Moving onto the Screen

Colbourne's first tentative steps into the world of acting came in repertory and alternative theatre. Serious about his art, Colbourne took an abandoned synagogue in East London and founded the Half Moon theatre. It was here that he could act, direct and write without the shackles of the establishment around his creativity.

However, the confines of the stage were not enough for Colbourne. He wanted a bigger audience.

The first role of note he achieved was that of a villager in the 1970 Vincent Price horror film, Cry of the Banshee. Still, though, Colbourne wanted more. He needed a leading role to confirm his talents.

Gangsters Thrusts Colbourne into the Limelight

It was in the BBC's 1975 Play for Today feature Gangsters that Colbourne first entered the public's consciousness.

Playing John Kline, Colbourne found himself as an ex SAS man working undercover for the intelligence services in Birmingham. With a handy pair of fists and an eye for the ladies, John Kline was an enthralling character who charmed viewers. The BBC were equally impressed and two full series of Gangsters followed. Colbourne was now a recognised face and found himself winning roles in established shows such as Van der Valk and The Onedin Line.

Science Fiction, Hitler and, Finally, Yachting

Colbourne found himself in the running for the role of Roj Blake in Blake's 7, but ultimately this went to Gareth Thomas. However, sci fi would come calling again in the shape of the BBC's 1981 adaptation of John Wyndham's The Day of the Triffids. Playing Jack Coker allowed Colbourne to highlight his talents for weaving a complex character full of faults, but also a boldness to make a difference.

Perhaps his best known role in the sci fi world was that of Lytton, the mercenary who appeared in two Doctor Who serials during the 1980s: Resurrection of the Daleks and Attack of the Cyberman.

Colbourne's first appearance on US TV would come in 1985 in the poorly received Hitler's SS: Portrait in Evil - Colbourne briefly plays a sadistic SS guard, but don't expect to catch this on TV anytime soon. 1985 was a busy year for Colbourne and culminated in his best known role - Tom Howard in Howard's Way. This was the BBC's response to glossy American soaps such as Dynasty and Dallas which were dominating the ratings.

Colbourne's character marked a departure from his usual roles as Howard's Way centred upon the comparatively sedate world of yachting.

The show was a huge success for the BBC and planted Colbourne in prime time Sunday viewing for several years. Sadly, Colbourne would not see the culmination of the series.

The Acting World Loses a Great

Just as Colbourne had become a household name, tragedy struck as he died at the untimely age of 49. He had been busy renovating the family holiday home in Dinan, Brittany; France when he collapsed with chest pains and died of a heart attack. Colbourne left behind his wife of 10 years Chan Lian Si and their daughter, Clara.

Curious British Telly Loves Michael Colbourne

We can't lie, we're utterly transfixed by Michael Colbourne whenever he's on screen. There's something so powerful and demanding about him that we can't help but enthuse wholeheartedly.

Our first encounter with him was as Lytton in Doctor Who. He was a nasty piece of work at first, but later showed signs on warmth, all delicately translated by Colbourne's menacing performance.

And just think, he double crossed the Daleks and the Cybermen. He just did not give a solitary damn!

One of our favourite gems of British telly is Johnny Jarvis and this was our next exposure to the magic of Colbourne. Again, he's a complex and deceptive character who constantly wrong foots the audience. Could anyone else have played his character Jake better? Sorry, that's a stupid question...

Colbourne's best appearance, in our opinion, is of John Kline in Gangsters.

A sterling tour de force throughout the first series, he punches, threatens, gambles and loves his way across the gritty urban landscapes of Birmingham. The second series is, well, a bit surreal to say the least, but Colbourne is still in fine fettle.

It's just such a shame that his career ended prematurely. He still had so much more to give. The Glasgow Herald, whilst covering his death, referred to his main passions as being "horse racing, fishing and being at sea" - the epitome of not just a man's man, but also the majority of his characters.